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Post a comment - win BlizzCon stuff!

I want to test out the comment system of the Salamaroni v1.0.1 site release, so we are giving stuff away!

We have the amazingly sweet, full-color, full-sex BlizzCon 2009 program along with the special edition Battle.net authenticator. In combination, these items should put any Blizzard fanboy into a down right comma.

hotness

To win, you simply need to make a comment on this post (using a non-anonymous account) telling us what you love most about NinjaCamp.com.

We'll make a random pick on Monday, September 7th, then mail both of the items off to a location of your choosing.

Remember, use an account when posting so that you can actually receive your prize!
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WoW.com didn't want to fight...

Our not so elaborate ploy to fight WoW.com at this year's Blizzcon didn't turn out so well.

I tried my damnedest to find someone from their universe, and give them a swift punch to the baby maker...but alas, I couldn't pull it off. It seems that when you've become a well respected video game review site (or WoW site in their case), you don't acknowledge challenges from tiny Ninjas.

On that note, NinjaCamp.com will always fight you! No matter how big, and how reputable we become...we're always in the mood for a good fight.

Actually, I'll show you a quick video of how the smack would have been laid!


It doesn't look like you have a flash player...at least I can't find it. I'd tell you to get one...or to go to sites like Adobe.com, but you know...I'm not the boss of you.
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Grunty the Murloc Pet fights the Zergling Pet!

Watch as these two cool pets fight each other to the death. Very cool animations, it seems that whichever pet comes in last gets nuked. Make sure you click it and zoom it up big, it's high res and you'll be able to see the animation way better!



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Blizzcon Preview - Grunty the Murloc Pet

Watch as Grunty the Murloc pet from Blizzcon goes through his animations! I wanted to also get his smoke grenade animation but went batshit crazy from trying to record the jerk for 17 hours before I decided I didn't give a damn so I could get the video up this century.



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Diablo III: Including inappropriate clicking

Here is a good quick movie showing you the current playable classes in Diablo III.





I tried to give the female Monk some mouse love, hoping she would show me the goods...alas, not in this demo :(.
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You want Goblins, We've got Goblins

We grabbed some sexy footage of the new Goblin race in World of Warcraft.





If you wanted to see the Worgens...go fuck yourself, we hate Alliance! Actually, I have to take that back...they looked super cool!
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Day Two: Worgens love us!

It's the last day of BlizzCon 2009 known simply as day of the Oz, and we're here...cleaned up and ready to fight!

Keep posted as we will be bringing you some exclusive, behind the scenes pictures and videos of BlizzCon 2009! Also, don't forget to sign up for the N-word and win a FREE t-shirt!

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Kicking WoW.com's ass

Where are you bitches? Ninjas are still looking for you with every intent of stomping in your man holes.

We issued a challenge that hasn't yet been answered.

If you see a member of WoW.com's "elite" squad, be sure to direct them to their swift ass kicking behind the parking garage!
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StarCraft II will be good...so says Blizzard

It looks Battle.net is in for a fantastic overhaul which includes a social networked themed facelift and a matchmaking system forged by a stellar mathematician.

It is aleggedly possible to play online without being ass raped by Koreans.
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Chris Metzen approves!

Chris Metzen was kind enough to give tiny little NinjaCamp.com a nod right after announcing what is arguably the most exciting expansion the Word of Warcraft has ever known.

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World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

Not only is one of the rumors true...all of the rumors are true. New "cataclysm-tized" old zones. New races Worgen (Alliance), Goblin (Horde). New monstors, zones, mounts! Get horney!

We will keep you posted!
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New Diablo III class: Monk

Just announced. The bad ass looking Monk class!
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Holy balls and shaft



Three Cat Moon! This shirt changed my life!
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Breaking News - We want to fight WoW.com!

Seeing as how we're a better site, with less information yet larger cocks...we are officially challenging WoW.com to an all out Blizzcon 2009 brawl. Ninja's verses homos...we'll tear you a new one wherever you want it!

If you're not pussies...actually come to think of it, I'm not scared to fight women...bring it! We'll bring you down to Chinatown, which I think is conveniently right down the street.

When I'm finished with you, the only thing you'll be blogging about is my sausage!
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We love our Ninjas!

I am so hot and sweaty over our new found friends (on the streets of Anaheim) at Blizzcon 2009. I'm thinking fucking crazy!

I'm willing to give away a free t-shit for every 100 N-Word sign ups! (fuck off, we're broke).

To sign up, toss an email address into the N-word box in the top right and we'll start pulling random names out as soon as the list gets hot and wet.

Love my Ninjas!
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I just made man love with my Raynor Noob



My new favorite six inch piece of plastic!
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Grunty is badass!

Just logged in to see Grunty! He has a smoke grenade attack and a machine gun attack and is very cool!

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Semi-live blogging Blizzcon 2009!

That's right...NinjaCamp.com will be well represented at Blizzcon 2009! We are bringing our special brand of Ninja love to this year's convention...and doing our best to live blog it.

Keep posted to NinjaCamp.com for close up pictures of the ugliest people we can find. Also we'll be ranking them based on personal body oder!

As a special, con focused promotion we're damn near giving away our new t-shirts! Buy three, save 15% with special offer code August19. Fuck you...their expensive to make OK! Just buy one for your friend, your platypus and your stinky self!



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Just in time for BlizzCon!

In just a matter of hours you will be smacked directly in the balls by the new NinjaCamp.com! That's right, we're officially calling it "Salamaroni v1.0."

If that's not exciting enough, FUCK YOU! No, actually we have even better news! Shirts! Loads of them! We've specially designed shirts to help our BlizzCon friends express their ability to "do it."

As of the time of this posting...that's not going to make any sense. But this time tomorrow, you'll see what I'm rambling about.

So get out your wallet and help a Ninja out!
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Reviewing games using nondescript meat?

Ya...that's what is happening over at reviews.ninjacamp.com. GamerX is coming at cha, with crazy love for video games, and an inventive meat based rating system.

Frankly, with all my free time going into NinjaCamp.com release 1.0.234388366-Salamaroni, I'm as happy as a child molester at Toys'r'us that someone is keeping the content flowing! Plus, it's good fucking content!

Anyway, I'll leave you with one more sneak peek into the new life of NinjaCamp.



What is that thing? You'll just have to keep reading!
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Blizzcon Tutorial: Doing it WoW style - Day Two

Now that you've finished your dailies, tasted the melons and disposed of the worgen threat it is time to travel back to the town of Hotelezon and grind until you reach the maximum level.


Experience: 30pts
Start Point: Hotelezon
End Point: Hotelezon

Leehairy Loobawitze needs to speak with you about his newest magical concoction he's calling "leytecks." It seems this material can be shaped in many ways and provides light-weight, full-sensation protection from things that may ail you. You'll need to equip the special laytecks armor and use it to fight the terrible dragon Clamhivdia. Should you survive this challenge, Loobawitze will use his laytecks to armor all young adventurers.

Ninja Tips : No AIDS FTW!


Experience: 25pts
Start Point: Hotelezon
End Point: Hotelezon

Bhetty Babinips needs money to help her wounded mule. It seems he was involved in an unfortunate mule-ing accident whilst delivering fresh cut flowers to the Blizzcontoria old folks home. She mentioned that she could sharpen your axe in exchange for 10 gold. However, you're not sure if she is old enough to handle a full-grown orcs weapon. You'll need to consult Photoidicus The Wise to decide if Bhetty is ready to handle your axe.

Ninja Tips : Blizzcon is filled with kids...remember, 18+! Check IDs or go directly to jail.


Experience: 20pts
Start Point: Hotelezon
End Point: Hotelezon

Harrie Palmsin warns that this quest is not for the feint of heart. One must look deep inside one's self to find their innermost evil, then attack it head on. Harrie gives you a special salve to use during this challenge. He recommends going to the most secretive of locations and using the magic salve to summon your inner demon. Once summoned, you will need to beat the demon furiously until you have drained it's life force and returned to your normal self. Complete this task, and peace shall be your reward.

Ninja Tips : If you find yourself alone and bored it is best to just rent the hotel porn and go to town. I mean, one way or another you're getting some action right?



Thank you for attending NinjaCamp.com's Blizzcon mini-series. I hope you heed our advice and make the most out of the upcoming con.

As always, stay tuned to NinjaCamp for more exciting news, reviews, and tutorials. KIELBASA RULES!