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Son of a Dick!

I didn't think I could get any more excited for Epic Games' upcoming shoot/kick/whip/bloodbath Bullet Storm...and then I saw this new trailer.


With lines like "pull up your skirt, and slap that dildo on" I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best game ever!

I can honestly say I'm looking more forward to this game than I am to Gears of War 3, and that's a bold statement. Releasing 2/22/2011 for Xbox360, PS3, and PC you can expect my ass front and center at the local games emporium.