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Real quick...

This ad on the right hand corner of our site for "Roast My Weenie" has got to be the greatest fucking advertisement I've ever seen.

I mean...not only is it oozing class with the white trash, high heal wearing, I assume Texan...it's selling THIS!

I mean, who wouldn't fucking need that! I love it...I'm seriously buying one for KielbasaCon! Where's my ninja debit card?!