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Goblins are Guidos

Now that the Goblins are near complete, I've come to realize that they mimic the Jersey Shore in almost every way. Their speech, clothing and general life-style ranks high on the Snooki meter.


I must say, their starting zone is fantastic. A huge mechanized metropolis, teaming with all sorts of fantastic Goblin creations.

Within the first 10 minutes of play I was granted the keys to my very own Goblin hoopty mobile. The preceding quests mimic Sega's Crazy Taxi in that you're running around and picking people up. The car controls allow you to speed boost, honk the horn and play the radio.

Overall, I have to say it's great. I really didn't want to start a new Goblin character...but this was much more fun that I expected.