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Big changes

Wow! Huge changes to the stage this year. It's a complete different orientation. It's huge. Hopefully Jay Mor has enough room to do that baby juggling thing he's so good at.

Update: It's lonely up here. I need my Ninja J lovin.

Update: I feel like I should be typing something because all of these other press nerds are jizzing all over their computers.

Update: Plugged my phone into my battery charger and the Internet is about 500 times better!

Update: I could use some gum.

Update: Ninja J and Madison are like a mile away in some parking lot. I guess they overbooked it this year? They said the line is fucking ridiculous.

Update: I'm socializing with the other press nerds…they gave me gum. I feel so included!