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10 hours of hell at 50,000 feet...

Ya, that's where I'll be in just over a week. You see, NinjaCamp is spreading it's wings in the old country, Italy! Where did you think sausage loving, video game ninjas came from?

I'm really looking forward to the trip, but not the 10 hour flight...ONE WAY!

In an effort to counter my "being trapped at 50,000 feet for 10 hours" anxiety, I decided to buy NinjaCamp's first iPad. Unfortunately, I made a horrible iPad related discovery this evening...YOU CAN'T FUCKING BUY ONE! The iPad is sold out!

Honestly, I don't know how I missed the memo. I read tech and video gaming blogs like their going out of style, yet not one of them mentioned that the iPad is unpurchaseable. (ya, that's a word now)

Imagine my surprise when I asked the Apple store employee for the 64GB version. It actually went something like this:

Ninja F: Could I please have a 64GB iPad?
Apple Douchbag: I'd love to get that for you, but I can't
Ninja F: Umm, why? Seriously, it's ok if your homo hands touch the box...
Apple Fucktard: Well sir, you see we are sold out. Would you like me to add your name to the list of asswipes who enjoy giving Apple $800 for three weeks of sitting with their thumbs up their asses?
Ninja F: Wow, no thanks. I'd rather stick my dick in a toaster.
Apple Dickboy: Well, that's why I pre-ordered mine. I knew they would be sold out...tehehe.
Ninja F: ...
Apple Deadman: gurgglleee....

Ya, so I killed him.

Anyway, FUCK! I have nothing to do on my 10+ hour flight. So I'm begging all of my Ninjas, tell me what I should play! Use the comments section...that so many of you apparently don't know exists...and give me some ideas.

All flight and no play makes Ninja F a dull boy!