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Batman: Arkham Asylum - Guinness has gone too far

Remember when Guinness World Records used to mean something?


I mean, two fat asses absorbing riding mini bikes, the longest toenails, or even the worlds largest nuts...those are records! However, this Batman "record" is really rubbing me the wrong way.

Guinness has given Batman: Arkham Asylum the "Most Critically Acclaimed Superhero Game Ever" award. Umm...OK...that sounds good??

Maybe I just need to break it down a bit...the word "most" clearly implies that this particular game succeeds where all others have failed. (I can agree with that, I think?) Next "critical acclaim." Now we're talking! This game is fucking acclaimed by critics! (Wait, they say that about every game right?) The icing on the cake. Ahhh...it's a "superhero game!" (Wait!? What the fuck?)

Yes, that's right Ninjas...this is officially the stupidest record that the delicious beer company has ever awarded.

Well, I guess I can't complain. The game itself is, to quote GamerX, FUCKING AMAZING!! It seems The Joker has all sorts of tricks up his sleeve for this one!