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Attention Ninjas - Holiday Attack! WHAAAAAAAA...AAHH

Happy Labor Day! I hope you aren't working...cause I'm not! Thank Sausage that Numseh, our secretary, is hard at work moving large buckets of stones for our budding empire!

[Go Go Numseh]

If you are however working, make sure to buy our shit! All proceeds will go toward hiring Numseh's younger brother Billy. (We have a lot of rocks!)