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Attention fat gamers!

So, just like I do every start of the month, I hit up the DQ website to see what the Blizzard of the Month is. Holy mother of GOD. Do you see this thing?

The only way I could possibly see a blizzard beating this is if they made one with:

  • Lesbians
  • Fiber optic cable
  • iPhones
  • Ataris, and
  • Peanut Butter

At this rate maybe that's October. I have yet to try one but I can only assume it will be the best experience of my life when I do so, rivaling when Ninja F and I got in a fistfight in the Meijer parking lot. Ah, the good old days.