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Just in time for BlizzCon!

In just a matter of hours you will be smacked directly in the balls by the new! That's right, we're officially calling it "Salamaroni v1.0."

If that's not exciting enough, FUCK YOU! No, actually we have even better news! Shirts! Loads of them! We've specially designed shirts to help our BlizzCon friends express their ability to "do it."

As of the time of this posting...that's not going to make any sense. But this time tomorrow, you'll see what I'm rambling about.

So get out your wallet and help a Ninja out!